Where does Superman park his cars?
On Lois Lane.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a silly hill?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
How does a cow do math?
What vegetables make the best music?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
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