What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why are all priests fit?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What is another name for a cow?