Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
A Golden Retriever.
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Why do cats always get what they want?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What animal loves a baseball game?
How did the toad die?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
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