Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
A Golden Retriever.
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What is the strongest animal?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
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