Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
A Golden Retriever.
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do bees say in the summer?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
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