What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?