What do you call a magical reptile?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?