Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?