Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Where do hands go on vacation?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?