Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
What car can't keep a secret?
What type of car do planets buy?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
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