A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Where do ants go to eat?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?