Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why is the beach so confident?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
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