How do horses navigate at night?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

It's allergy season again?

What do cows say on NYE?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?