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A corn dog.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What animal could Noah not trust?
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Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What fish sings the best?
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