Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?