What's a priest's favorite food?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do you call octopus twins?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?