What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?