Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What do bees say in the summer?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?