What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?