How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What do you call a short cow?