Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the fish blush?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What's the loudest sport?

Who invented fractions?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?