What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What do fairies always drink?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?