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What's a pirate's favorite letter?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why are fish such good architects?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What did March say to the madness?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?