Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why do trees have so many friends?