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Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What time of day was Adam created?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Which animal is the most religious?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?