If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
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What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
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Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
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