What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Why do cubes make great referees?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Who won the race between two balls of string?