How much does freedom weigh?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do naked fish play with?

Why was the mime upset?

What's a goose's favorite book?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?