What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Which bug is related to you?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?