What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Which cats love to be petted?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

We had a discussion about roses.

What school subject really rocks?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?