Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
David Bow-tie.
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why is a computer so smart?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Where do termites go camping?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
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