How did the coach get his quarterback?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What do you call two birds in love?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What animal has the most fun?