If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What is another term for the price of gas?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

How do you make antifreeze?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?