Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
In dayscare.
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How do you arrest a pig?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
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