Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What car can't keep a secret?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What sport is always getting in trouble?