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What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Where does cheese invest its money?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

How do hurricanes see?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why is a computer so smart?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?