How often should you make chemistry jokes?

How did the toad die?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What do cows say on NYE?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why do hogs play so much football?