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Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the turkey join the band?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?