Guitarists are so stressed out.

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?