Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
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What's a cat's favorite song?
How does a witch play loud music?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
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