Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What did the sick chicken say?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why are ghosts always single?