Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?