Why was the bowling ball anxious?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

How do you get straight A's?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?