What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Trick or feet!
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
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