My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Where was Noah born?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?