Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why was the spider so smart?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?