Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?