What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why do rhinos charge?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

What do you call a small mom?