Why was the spider so smart?
Because he knew the entire WWWeb.
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
A book just fell on my head.
What day is your mom always right?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
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