To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?