Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?