Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What day do hands always go to church?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What birds make average students?

How does dinner smell?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why do golfers hate cake?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What fairy loves to count?

Why was the bee sad?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.