Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?