How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Where do books sleep?