What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why are all priests fit?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?