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Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Which animals make the best football players?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?