What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Easter.
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What animal always goes to heaven?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
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