Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What day do hands always go to church?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What kind of bow can't be tied?