Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you call bees that are best friends?