What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?