What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What vegetables make the best music?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?