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What game does a rabbit always win?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?