How do cats make a birthday cake?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

When should you start writing a book?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why was the fish so smart?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?