What do you call a famous turtle?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What building always gets stains on it?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?