What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Where would you find an elephant?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Where do belly buttons go to college?