How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Can February March?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?