What do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
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