Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do you call a Zen egg?