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What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?