What happened when the owl lost his voice?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Which president loved to take baths?

Which animals make the best football players?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Do dads always snore?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?