Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?