What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?