How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What day do hands always go to church?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Where does food go to take a nap?