What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?