What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What day do hands always go to church?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?