Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?