What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?