What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

How do fleas travel?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?