What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What instrument did the door play in the band?