What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?