What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?