What birds always travel in twos?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Where do actors go to pray?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What nationality are most fish?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What do cows say on NYE?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What animal should you never play poker with?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?