What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Families are like fudge.

How are mountains able to see?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?