What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why did the barber win the race?

What is the most adorable season?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?