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What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why was the cow unable to run the race?