What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

How do fleas travel?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Where do stars go to college?