What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
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Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
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What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
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