What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
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What do you call a dog that meditates?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
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What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
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