What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
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What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do elves learn in school?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
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