What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough Rough!
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Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
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