Why do cows wear bells?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?