What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

How does a cow do math?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What insect runs away from everything?

Where does breakfast live?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?