Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?