What British bugs are the best singers?
Beetles.
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
When should you start writing a book?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the snake cross the road?
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