Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why was the spider so smart?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?