Why did spring break up with winter?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why was the math book sad?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What's a henway?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What kind of bird can write?