What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?