What time does everyone love to drink?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why are grandkids so great?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?