What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

How did groundhogs get their name?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why are stones so good at music?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?