What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What are baby potatoes called?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What should you wear to a tea party?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why are frogs always happy?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?