What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?