What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
A souper.
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
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