Where do tough ducks come from?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What shape has a knighthood?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?