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Why are English teachers so smart?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What's black and white and red all over?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?