Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What game do mice love to play?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?