What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What style of music weighs the most?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?