What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Which insect makes the best father?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What do golfers drink on the green?