What kind of pants do fish wear?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What was the first animal in space?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why are goats so funny?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?