Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What kind of books do boats write?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?