What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why was the cow afraid?

Where does laundry go to college?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?