Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?