Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
Why was the horse so happy?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
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