Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
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What did the confused bee say?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
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How are mountains able to see?
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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
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