Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?