Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?