Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What's the richest basketball team?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do cows say on NYE?