Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
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If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
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