Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
When do cows get tired?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
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