Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

When do cows get tired?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why do cats love to work?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why do porcupines always win the game?