What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Which plant has the best roar?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do bees buzz?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
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