What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why are cars magic?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
How do amoebas make calls?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
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