A book just fell on my head.

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?