What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What happens when a frog's car dies?