What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How does a witch play loud music?
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